Wednesday, January 19, 2011

BANK OF AMERICA BUYING UP DOMAIN NAMES TO WARD OFF BAD PRESS AND WIKILEAKS YOUJERKOFFS!!!

Many big companies for years have secretly been buying the "Their namesucks.com"
Like goodyearsucks.com bankofamericasucks.com apparently Bank of America has now taken this even a step further buying Domains for Employees whose names are about to become household as a result of another WikiLeaks scandal.
This is exactly what MarkMonitor appears to be doing for Bank of America, snapping up more than 400 domain names (such as brianmoynihansucks.com) in recent weeks that could feasibly be used as destinations for leveling hatred at the company. Notably the list of domains doesn’t center on Bank of America as much as it does senior executives and board members.
aRE THESE recent purchases an apparent pre-emptive action? Rumor has it that Bank of America is getting ready for a fresh release of documents from Wikileaks. Founder Julian Assange claims that a pile of confidential records from the computer hard drive of a top bank executive fell into his hands, (this guy is a Jerkoff too)

The following domains have recently been registered and appear to have Bof A
names and fingerprints all over it .
Take Brianmoynihanblows.com, Briantmoynihansucks.com, Catherinepbessantblows.org and Charleshollidayjrsucks.com. Brian T. Moynihan is Bank of America’s CEO. Catherine P. Bessant is its global technology and operations executive. Charles Holliday is chairman of the bank’s board.

A BofA spokesman insisted to the New York Times recently that the domain registrations were not, in fact, associated with fears of a new document dump from Wikileaks. No other explanation for the timing was offered.

It’s still not 100 percent clear that the pending release has to do with Bank of America, but the company isn’t taking any chances.
Big Surprise, Youjerkoffs after the Crime want to protect their Board of Directors.The mere possibility that leaked records could damage BofA has led to a dip in its share price. As a precaution, executives assembled an internal crew to prepare for potential fallout. Their efforts include examining records tied to Bank of America’s $50 billion merger in 2008 with Merrill Lynch, a deal struck to save the latter from unprecedented market turmoil. The team’s goal in part is to isolate “undisclosed documents that could embarrass the company,” according to a Jan. 2 Times story:
These Corporate jerkoffs always have a "team" just like Goodyear has a team of people whose job it is to leak false rumors and lies about the Used Tire Industry that they see as a threat to new tire sales. Hey whoever owns the Domain Goodyearsucks.com contact us we are interested in buying it


Domain Name Wire, an Internet trade publication, first discovered the purchases of embarrassing, anti-BofA domain names.



It’s not uncommon for major corporations to use “defensive domain registration” as a strategy for controlling online activity (Jcrewsucks.com and Xeroxsucks.com are both taken). Purchasing hundreds of such highly specific domain names, however, suggests Bank of America is concerned the company’s image will fall under scrutiny soon.


BANK OF AMERICA YOUJERKOFFS!!! FOR RIPPING OFF AMERICA!!!!!!

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